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The Sith Lords

"Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion I gain strength.
Through strength I gain power.
Through power I gain victory.
Through victory my chains are broken.
The Force shall set me free."

[Use ONLY THIS BANNER for your house otherwise the guards will remove the other ones.]

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As a note, this is not something to join to whine about rules at Elftown and the Guards. People who join this will still follow the rules or they will have their asses kicked out of here. You came here because you wanted to, not because we wanted you to, so we reserve the right to steal your lightsaber and your milk money when we forcefully eject you from this wiki.

Contact us here, or send one of the Lords a message about it. Also realize, if you act like a tard, you will be demoted to peon. You will be the equivalent of a red-shirt sent out to be a meat shield...you will be the guy in the movie that everyone thinks "wow...we didn't know him, that is why he died..."

That being said, have fun. >:)

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Lord [Calico Tiger]: Darth Feral (Cali) - "I see your Shwartz is as big as mine."
** The Sith: Calico Tiger

Lord [Lerune]: Darth Reesza (Runey), The Sith: Darth Reesza - "The cute and sappy Sith...got a problem with that?"

Lord [Ittai]: Pathelel Ittai / Darth Xalmavet - "I'll bite your legs off!"

Lord [Lothuriel]: Onyx (Night Sister: Sith Witch)

Lord [font]: Darth BoBo *is regularly molested by Darth Reesza*

Lord [ArcticTofu]: Darth Marit

Lord [Yuriona]: Darth Uryal, The Sith: Darth Uryal "I knew it! I'm surrounded by Assholes!"

Lord [Skydancer]: The Sith: Darth Azurian
Manufacturer of Sithian PhotoSabers {TM}

Lord [Paul Doyle]: Darth Paranoia - Don't let that friendly gold anthro-dragon exterior deceive you. His confuzzled pretentions reek of a foul stench of Sithiness. Or maybe he just had gas.

Lord [irulan]: The Sith: Darth Indiri

Lord [David the Good]:Darth Contif trained by Darth Bane
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Lord [Ironballs "the Preposterous One"]: Darth Necronous

Lord [TheRogue]: Darth Vorhanus

Lord [Steve*O]: Darth Strider

Lord [Rennie]: Darth Roweena

Lord [Saray]: Darth Zhera

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Lord [Trennas]: Darth Moroban - Because I am EVIL!

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Lord [The Dizzy Raven]: The Sith: Darth Illatris

Lord [-Britt-]: Darth Principatus

Lord [Anomynous]: Darth Dja'Kall- You could not escape my wrath...more than you could your own shadow!

Lord [Rain S.]:Darth Rain

Lady [Mirindyin]: Darth Mizan - Former apprentice of Darth Moroban!

Lady [-Orion-]: Darth Chiera - Former apprentice of Darth Moroban!

[DistantDream]: - Darth Korana - Apprentice to Lord [Calico Tiger]

[Ocean Soul]: Darth Aqua

[Kileaiya]: Darth Kieran - Apprentice to Darth Reesza- "I'll break your will and make you like it."
At one with The Force

[Duke of Angels]: Darth Tyrus

[Sir. Robert]: Darth Quoto

[Stephen]: Darth Jakia

[Badass]: Darth Zyth

[Jitter]: Darth Kupo Is trying to destroy pink

[Douche-Bag]: Name me!

[SuicidalEternalX]: Darth Honoria

[3.00 x 10^8 Meters/Second]: Darth Levios

[Pnelma Tirian]: Darth Pink. SNORKELING apprentice to Darth Paranoia. "ph33r m3."

[Random Pavarotti Disease]: Darth Mortis

[Paz]: Darth Zap (?) - "I am your father's, uncle's, cousin's, nephew's roomate"

[spincrus]: Darth Spincrus - Fallen Jedi - "It is hard to breathe through this mask, but at least keeps out the smell of burning hair when I slice my enemies in half."

[Chaos Sun]: Darth Chaos

[VegaPrime]:

[Fireblade K'Chona]: Darth Macabre - Apprenticed to Darth Moroban!

[Darth Segas]:

[Ikko]: Darth Rose

[The "Problem" Child]: Darth Durok

[Darth Jacein]: Darth Dedus

[Bladieboe]: Darth Paratus

[Helghast]: Darth Mauler

[morgan nynaeve]:

[Wulf Skjaldr]:

[Alexxei]: Darth Cahl

[Depressions soul]: Darth Crimsia

[DappaDan]: Darth Azriell.(Fear is the mind killer i will not show fear).

[Araglas]: Darth Deorm - Apprenticed to Darth Mizan

[Xeroh Kanoe]: Darth Zakir

Darth Rokar: Darth Rokar

[Talvikki]: Darth Rimfrost

[Lord Josmar]: Darth Josmar

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<URL:http://paul.mantasoft.net/Filez/triumph_starwars.wmv>
<URL:http://paul.mantasoft.net/Filez/star_wars_kid.wmv>
<URL:http://www.crownedfox.com/video/swk_remix_blasters.mpg>

http://www.dockingbay101.com/fansongs.html
<URL:http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/38511182/?qo=3&q=special%3Anewest> *The true Vader sez "NOOOOOOOOOO"*
<URL:http://www.moviecritic.com.au/femtroopers/> Femtroopers, attack!

Noone here. Yet... >:)
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Sith Moogle by [Calico Tiger]

Join us and you get your very own Sith Moogle to put in your house :O Only those who are members of this wiki have permission to display it in their houses.

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FAQ

How do the rankings work?
Everyone who joins is a knight. There is no long waiting list. Anyone from the Jedi Council that joins who was already a knight or master automatically becomes a Lord.

How do I become a Lord?
One of the Lords may take you as an apprentice. This is not a bad thing. Remember, Vader, one of the most powerful beings we have seen was an apprentice to the wrinkled butt head, Errr... Palpatine... the entire time. It's not a sign of being weak or anything. So don't focus on stupid shit like that :P When your Master deems you worthy of being a Lord (and that's totally up to them when that is. It could be anywhere from days to months depending on you and your master), you will be made a Lord.

Is there a limit to the number of Lords and Knights?
No. The only limit is the number of members. You can't have 20 Lords if you only have 3 members ;)

Are you serious about the peon thing?
Damn right! If you act like a moron (silly is not counted in that. Being silly is absolutely fine), or you start harassing other members and making everyone's lives miserable, or start breaking the Elftown rules, you will be busted down to peon and have to earn your way back to knight. You will be the equivalent of a jedi youngling again. In some cases, depending on the situation, some people may just be kicked out.

Does everyone who asks to join get to join?
No. You must follow the rules of Elftown. As stated at the top, this page is not for whining about the guards and the rules here. You will be a good Elftown citizen. Yes, you can have made mistakes in the past. People who ask to join will be checked on to see if they're one of the "I hate the guards" people (gawd, those wikis are lame), or just someone who didn't understand the rules or know they were there (many people don't know the Uploading Art Rules exist.)

Do I have to be some big evil bad guy/gal?
No. Absolutely not. You play your character and your personality as you see fit. You could be petty evil, you could just be a naughty pervert (too much so for the jedi council to overlook), you could be bent on destroying all ewoks just because they're cute, you could want to take over the galaxy, you could like pulling the wings off of flies, you could hang out with heartless bounty hunters who get a thrill from using Jedi Council members as target practice (submitted by [Lothuriel]), whatever floats your boat. You may not go harass people via messages. You may not go harass people on their wiki pages if they ask you to leave. Don't be a dick.

Can I be in more than one Sith (or other) group?
Personally, I don't care. You could be in 8 of them at once if you want. Granted, it's up to the other groups you're in as well. But here, we don't care. We're not here to bogart your time and attention. So if the jedi don't care if you're here and with them (not likely, but it could happen!), good for you. I believe it's good to have agents and allies in many places, so have fun.

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Fun or Interesting Links

<URL:http://newgrounds.com/collections/starwars.html> - Tons of funny stuff (link provided by [ArcticTofu])

I've got this thing for the bad guys... - [Lerune]'s fan page for the bad guys. Yummy!

Darth Molten Cake - for a taste of the Darkside!

Runey and Cali - A comic about Darth Reesza and Darth Feral ([Lerune] and [Calico Tiger]) as both Sith and Jedi

Sithian PhotoSabers {TM}

The Power of the Dork Side - The funniest Star Wars pictures in the galaxy!

<URL:http://www.pezheadmonthly.com/archive/fiveques/darth.html> - Bizarre, strangely fun look at the daily trials and tribulations suffered by Darth Vader . . . the Pez dispenser :P

<URL:http://www.sithsense.com/flash.htm> Think of something and Vader will try to guess what that is within 30 questions.

<URL:http://www.commissionedcomic.com/?p=213> Darth Fabulous!

<URL:http://www.commissionedcomic.com/?p=317> Fun with abusing your apprentice

Star Wars Fan films
(1.)"Wrath of the Mandalorian" (Boba Fett; between Eps 3+4; 12 min; 94 MB)
<URL:http://www.rapidfire-productions.com/pages/starwarsfanfilm.php>
(2.)"Revelations" (Seers; between Eps 3+4; 47 min; 410 MB)
<URL:http://www.panicstruckpro.com/revelations/revelations_movie.html>
(3.) <URL:http://www.atomfilms.com/af/spotlight/collections/starwars/> Lots of goodies to be found here ^_^
(4.)<URL:http://www.sequentialpictures.com/moviestarwarsepisode3.html> Spoof trailer for Episode III; you will laugh yourself to death ^^
(5.)
<URL:http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2005/02/11> - Why you should beware of Wookies
(6.)
<URL:http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=121> - Vader is teh awsum
(7.)
<URL:http://www.churchofthegrey.com/atst/index.htm> Ever wonder how Scout Walkers make love? Well, neither did I. Yet because I am evil, here you go anyway. Tips are gladly accepted at the door. :PPP [Paul Doyle]
(8.)
<URL:http://onfinite.com/libraries/629138/1e2.jpg> Forever purging memories of horrific Meco monstrosities ("Star Wars Disco', "Ewok Celebration", etc) from back in the day, for those of us old enough to remember o___O ROCK AND ROLL!
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<URL:http://swvault.ign.com/View.php?view=Movies.List&category_select_id=2> Funny Staw Wars vids provided by Windspire Entertainment. My personal favourite is "Fett's Vette".
(10.)
Star Wars: Confess to Pope Lando Read it, confess and weep.
(11.)
<URL:http://www.devilducky.com/media/45466/> - Darth Vader Calls the Emperor. Really funny! Link submitted by [TheRogue]

Not Star Wars, But at Least Evil

This section has links that aren't Star Wars or Sith related, but at least have the element of evil in it:

<URL:http://www.windspireentertainment.com/download.php?view.15> - The Shorties: Quest to BlizzCon - Submitted by [Anomynous]

<URL:http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7382497743921358869&q=illegal> - Illegal Danish: Super Snacks - The Horde Rave Scene is awesome

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[Wiki Advertising Rules!!]

DO NOT advertise your wiki page or any other wiki page in the comments section or on the page itself unless it has something to do with the Sith, Star Wars, Evilness, Drooling over Evil Bad Guys, or something that at least fits the theme or genre. Those who violate this rule (not counting any that have been posted before as this rule wasn't in place before) will have the comment deleted and will be thoroughly mocked for not reading.

If a member of the wiki page violates it and adds it to the wiki page links secion, they will be mocked, lose a rank (Lords will become Knights, Knights will become Peons, Peons will get kicked out), and be tortured with nudey pics of Roseanne Bar (or some other insidiously evil plan).

More Sith Moogles!

Do not take any of these without the artists' permission and give proper credit! It's not only about being polite!

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Bwahahah!
By [Jitter]
(Note: You can have them at your house if you want but please give me proper credit! -Jitterbug Perfume)

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By [Skydancer]

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By [Sir. Robert]

By [TheRogue]

By [Ocean Soul]

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By [spincrus]
(Note: Give credit when adding this to your house please!)
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by [TheRogue]

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Image drawn by [travs the bean] and used with his permission

A trial for the Sith: from Lord [Calico Tiger] - Adapted from the original by Master [travs the bean]

My dear Knights in your quest to become Lords, there are many trials you must face and feats you must accomplish. Even those that are Lords must progress and grow. So a challenge is given to you - and that is to create a piece of art, written or drawn of a battle between you and a jedi (there are many jedi around. See The Jedi Council for a list of jedi to battle). Master Travs the bean has taken on the dangerous sith mistress [Calico Tiger]. To keep the galaxy on its toes I would advise you to keep an eye out, your pen andy and the art flowing. Good luck my Knights and fellow Lords **note you cannot kill another character without their permision- just draw or write the battle**

**Entries:
Pred versus Sunny- [Anomynous] and [Sunny Silverunicorn] duke it out in a battle where only the Force can decide the victor.

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See also The Jedi Council

See also The Sith Brotherhood

2008-02-05 [Trennas]: ehr.. sweetheart?

she is Palpy's sister...

2008-02-05 [Anomynous]: I just love these kind of moments...

2008-02-05 [Trennas]: no you dont.. youre a sith.. no love for the sith..

2008-02-05 [Anomynous]: Allow me to rephrase: I deeply and with a thoroughly and sadistically evil satisfaction enjoy these kind of moments.

2008-02-05 [Trennas]: better, much better:p

2008-02-06 [Mirindyin]: what? who said no love for siths? *pokes her master* I sense lots of love here :p

2008-02-06 [Anomynous]: Well, it's... kind of a love-hate relationship, I guess.

2008-02-06 [Trennas]: and perfectly unbalanced at that:p

2008-02-06 [Paul Doyle]: There is no love for the Sith . . . perhaps it is rephrased as, "Force-Boner"?

2008-02-06 [Trennas]: ....

and i thought your sexual education videos were kind of disturbing:p

2008-02-06 [Paul Doyle]: Well, since Ani became Vader and as a Sith Lord he could have no actual love, he could have used the "Force-Boner" defense as an alibi for his continued, most unSith-y love for Padme Amidala. Until the famous "NOOOOOOOOO" scene, of course.

2008-02-06 [Trennas]: i still dont understand why he didnt get an oscar for that.. i swear, there should be a category labeled "best NOOOO"

2008-02-06 [Anomynous]: I second that... brilliant scene.

2008-02-06 [Paul Doyle]: And then Force-Boner got permanently fritz'ed, thank god. :P

2008-02-06 [Trennas]: hey, you brought it up:p

2008-02-06 [Paul Doyle]: "I see your Schwartz is as big as mine!" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3j2lP02h8eg

2008-02-06 [Trennas]: at last we meet for the first time for the last time!

2008-02-06 [Saray]: Hah, I knew Yogurt was good for something :P

2008-02-07 [Trennas]: that yoghurt.. i wonder if he ever made a fortune with his mechandizing!

2008-02-07 [Mirindyin]: *shakes her head ruefully* I don't dare to comment..

2008-02-07 [Trennas]: that might be a wise decision..

2008-02-09 [Fireblade K'Chona]: Do you guys think that Pachelbel's Canon is evil?

Watch this, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdxkVQy7QLM, and answer the question again.

2008-02-09 [Anomynous]: Alright all you young would-be RP'ers, listen up!
Realms of Lemire Arena is looking for players! And guess what, we want you! So go right now and sign your name on the dotted line. Contact me for further details, if you wish, or just go right ahead and read the page for info, I'm sure you'll get the picture easily enough.

2008-02-09 [Paul Doyle]: Here's something: What would a basketball game between teams of Sith be like? The international rules (Olympic rules) would be discarded in favor of the heavier-contact, more physical NBA rules. Forget about Yao Ming and Dirk Nowitski . . . how about one team headed by Darth Vader and the other team headed by Darth Maul? Palpatine would officiate, of course. Again, they's have to abide by NBA rules. Anybody have any brilliant ideas here? :P

2008-02-09 [Fireblade K'Chona]: That would be...incredibly strange, but also fun.

OT, but I really love Batman Begins, because Qui-Gon Jin at last turns evil in it. :P

2008-02-10 [Trennas]: well, not exactly evil.. he thought he was doing things right from his point of view.. much like what we're doing:)

2008-02-11 [Fireblade K'Chona]: Well, yes, but come on, destroying a city? That's got Sith written all over it!

...well, maybe not the whole 'save itself from corruption' part, we're more like 'for the hell of it'.

2008-02-11 [Trennas]: *nods* i never said i disagreed with him XD

2008-02-12 [Pnelma Tirian]: I always liked the Empire because of its support for the arts. =)

2008-02-12 [Paul Doyle]: Grand Admiral Thrawn (in those three 1990s books written by Timothy Zahn) analyzed the artwork of his New Republic opponents to discover insights into defeating them.

2008-02-12 [Trennas]: quite a smart fella he was!

2008-02-12 [Darth Jacein]: thrawn was a genius

2008-03-03 [Calico Tiger]: <URL:http://www.commissionedcomic.com/?p=213>

2008-03-03 [Trennas]: lol thats too gay XD

2008-03-03 [Calico Tiger]: Yar, Hehehe! But you know what? I want a rainbow lightsaber now XD

2008-03-03 [Trennas]: thats even more gay!

2008-03-03 [Calico Tiger]: *gives Trennas a force wedgie*

*points and laughs*

2008-03-03 [Trennas]: -_- that is a dangerous thing to do:p

2008-03-03 [Calico Tiger]: >:D

2008-03-03 [Trennas]: too bad you dont wear any underwear, or i could have payed you back the same way..

2008-03-03 [Calico Tiger]: Now you see some of the method to my strange habits!

2008-03-03 [Trennas]: yes.. luckily it opens up ways to new ways of punishment.. gigantic force dildo's and such:p

2008-03-03 [Calico Tiger]: Gah! Don't make me use the dirty litter box attack D:<

2008-03-03 [Trennas]: you asked for it:p

2008-03-03 [Calico Tiger]: *ponders force bubble gas attack*

*eyeballs pot of beans*

*tosses idea out for being not evil enough*

2008-03-03 [Trennas]: ooh i have an evil plot! i can have you completely stripped!

by the IRS!

2008-03-03 [Calico Tiger]: Noooooooooo!

2008-03-03 [Trennas]: or stripped in another way:p

2008-03-03 [Calico Tiger]: You cannot strip me of my Sephiroth action figures. That would cause me to cry endlessly and there's nothing worse than cat dripping snot and tears everywhere.

2008-03-03 [Trennas]: but o so satisfying in an evil way ^^

2008-03-03 [Calico Tiger]: True, I can't fault you there. And it'd scare quite a few people looking as well XD

2008-03-03 [Trennas]: even more satisfactory!

2008-03-03 [Darth Jacein]: ..god i wish there where some decent sw rps around here...i cant find none

2008-03-03 [Trennas]: most of them have died out:p

2008-03-03 [Darth Jacein]: i know..we need to start a new one

2008-03-03 [Trennas]: im not stopping you, but im not going to participate.. the last times i tried to either play or organize a star wars rp it was too time consuming.. and i actually had time back then:p i dont right now, so im not gonna do anything regarding rps:p

2008-03-03 [Darth Jacein]: lol damn..

2008-03-03 [Trennas]: feel free to organize something of your own though:p

2008-03-03 [Darth Jacein]: cant, i got no planning skills..

2008-03-03 [Trennas]: -_-

you can bloody LEARN planning skills!

2008-03-03 [Darth Jacein]: lol i supose i can...

2008-03-03 [Trennas]: damn straight you can! but managing it on your own is bound to enc up in chaos, so it might be agood idea to assemble a group of people for it:p

2008-03-03 [Darth Jacein]: hmm i suppose your right..

2008-03-03 [Trennas]: ofcourse im right!:p

2008-03-03 [Darth Jacein]: BUT! im too lazy, i plan to join a dying one..

2008-03-03 [Trennas]: finding one could be just as much work as creating your own XD

2008-03-03 [Darth Jacein]: somthing i just realized

2008-03-04 [Trennas]: unfair isnt it ^^ *snigger*

2008-03-04 [Paul Doyle]: Wow, this wiki is alive! I wonder what my dear wife Kathy would look like with Princess Leia buns . . .

2008-03-04 [Trennas]: stop wondering and start making those buns!

2008-03-04 [Darth Jacein]: lol

2008-03-04 [Paul Doyle]: My mother, who is no longer with us, had a Leia-ish 'do from her high school yearbook from around 1962. If I had access to that yearbook I'd scan the pic. My mother used to laugh at the hair style.

2008-03-04 [Trennas]: ^^ cool! princess leia as your mom ^^

2008-03-05 [Darth Jacein]: lol

2008-03-06 [Mirindyin]: wow, it's alive for real :o *makes a very unsithlike gesture and hugs all*

2008-03-06 [Trennas]: ahum.. remember your sith lady status, my former apprentice;)

2008-03-06 [-Orion-]: Congrats, sis

2008-03-06 [Trennas]: you are next:p

2008-03-06 [-Orion-]: I am? I thought you had already given up on me. xD

2008-03-06 [Trennas]: i would never do that:p

2008-03-06 [-Orion-]: Mh, I guess you wouldn't :P

2008-03-06 [Trennas]: nope, it just takes a little longer with you^^

2008-03-06 [-Orion-]: Because I am not as capable as Min? xD

2008-03-06 [Trennas]: because you are not as evil:p

2008-03-06 [-Orion-]: Oh, I thought it was because I had been slacking off, but you could've told me sooner that it was a problem of such an essential nature

2008-03-06 [Trennas]: oh slacking off also counts:p

2008-03-06 [-Orion-]: I've been slacking off = I've been a bad girl = I am what I've been expected to be?

*grins*

2008-03-06 [Trennas]: being lazy is not the same thing as being evil:p

2008-03-06 [-Orion-]: Ah well, I tried xD

2008-03-06 [Trennas]: youre not done hyet:p

2008-03-06 [-Orion-]: I know that, I was referring to that lil' twisting of things there, but then, logic's never been my thing.

2008-03-06 [Trennas]: *pet pet* dont worry about it:p

2008-03-06 [-Orion-]: I am not worrying ;p

2008-03-06 [Trennas]: good.. gooooooood:p

2008-03-06 [Anomynous]: How many times do I have to tell you minions? It's not that difficult... you just have to kill a few people... then a few more.

2008-03-06 [Trennas]: like being evil is all about killing.. so shortsighted.. so disappointing..

2008-03-06 [Anomynous]: No, but that is where you start, generally.

2008-03-06 [Trennas]: and who says she hasn't done her share of killing?

2008-03-06 [Anomynous]: Come on, Trenn... you and I both know it's never really enough.

2008-03-07 [Trennas]: i do know, but you make it sound like it is..

2008-03-07 [Anomynous]: So I'm a lying son of a plunder... sue my evil arse!

2008-03-07 [Pnelma Tirian]: I think killing people helps to fill that cold hollow place in my heart, but it's never enough. Which is fortunate because my liquor cabinet fits right perfectly in the remaining space.

2008-03-07 [Paul Doyle]: Why kill them outright, when you can pitch a tent and roast some marshmellows as you watch them slowly suffering?

2008-03-07 [Mirindyin]: blah, you are lame :p killing the innocent ones is never nearly so satisfying as killing little kids and preparing a tasty meal of them.. or killing kittens, puppies and bunnies <3 evil makes us feel alive. does killing people make you feel alive?

2008-03-07 [Mirindyin]: besides, trennie, hugging others is perfectly normal behaviour.. and it allows me to steal their cookies :p

2008-03-07 [Darth Jacein]: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4eIcDLzKMA&feature=related..have you guys heard aboiut this?

2008-03-07 [Paul Doyle]: Cherry bombs and M-80s are perfectly designed for being stuffed into unwanted Barney and Tickle-Me-Elmo dolls, then detonated. Or thrown at annoying second-cousins and in-laws >:D

2008-03-08 [Anomynous]: http://www.worth1000.com/entries/162000/162217dIlh_w.jpg
Darth Batman... cracks me up!

2008-03-09 [Fireblade K'Chona]: the link to Darth Batman, it does not work. :(

2008-03-09 [Trennas]: you shall be punished for sending bad links..

2008-03-09 [Darth Jacein]: lol...omg clone wars movie then tv show?!?!?!!? *gasm*

2008-03-10 [Mirindyin]: *sigh* I think we need more evil activity over here..

2008-03-10 [Anomynous]: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v238/Thunder_wulf_X/162217dIlh_w.jpg
Now?

2008-03-10 [Mirindyin]: 404 - not found :p I still think we need an evil mission so this wiki would be alive once again.

2008-03-10 [Anomynous]: Try again, the link's changed.

2008-03-10 [Mirindyin]: eep. o.o

2008-03-10 [Darth Jacein]: unify all the sith factions, and march on the jedi?

2008-03-10 [Mirindyin]: I was planning on taking over the world and stealing all the cookies but that suits me, too.

2008-03-10 [Mirindyin]: hmmmmh.. funny. there's a long list of lords.. and then one lady. could it be that trennie is implying that I'm the only female in this group of evil companions?

2008-03-10 [Trennas]: youre not the only lady, but it always struck me as kind of odd why the female sith lords were lords as well:p

2008-03-10 [Darth Jacein]: lol..didnt we plan on taking over russia once? then the earth was destroyed by a turbo laser or sumthin..

2008-03-10 [Darth Jacein]: is any one looking to take on an apprentice?..cause, i was just wondering..

2008-04-08 [Trennas]: i just took on [Fireblade K'Chona] as my second second apprentice.. ye have been warned!

2008-04-08 [Mirindyin]: somehow, I suddenly feel cheated >.>

2008-04-08 [Fireblade K'Chona]: Hurrah! What may I do to serve you, my master?

...and is there some kind of initiation rite I need to go through? :P

2008-04-08 [Trennas]: there is no cheating; you graduated with flying colors and Chie isnt around much anymore, so it was the right time to pick a new apprentice..

yesh! make a sithy picture!

2008-04-08 [Darth Jacein]: awww..i wanna master

2008-04-08 [Araglas]: There might be someone around here...I havent been on in a while

2008-04-08 [Darth Jacein]: hmm..

2008-04-08 [Trennas]: well if you want a master so badly, go harass some! you do have to get noticed before you can get picked you know!

2008-04-08 [Darth Jacein]: but they might zappah me

2008-04-08 [Trennas]: if you are afraid you might want to try scoring some point with those pathetic jedi, boy..

2008-04-08 [Araglas]: *laughs* Zapping is only the fun part, don't worry about it, worry about when they get into your head... ;p

2008-04-09 [Darth Jacein]: i am not afraid, but im not stupid either

2008-04-09 [Araglas]: Well then, what do you think you should do to get noticed but not zapped?

2008-04-09 [Darth Jacein]: umm..duel a fellow student?

2008-04-09 [Fireblade K'Chona]: rightio, sithy picture...in the works. my friend needs to lend me the flashlight. but she keeps forgetting. argh.

2008-04-09 [Trennas]: why dont you people stop thinking and start DOING something!

good, my new apprentice.. i urge you to remind her..

2008-04-09 [Fireblade K'Chona]: I shall. In a suitably evil fashion, of course.

2008-04-09 [Trennas]: goood... gooooooood.. ^^

2008-04-10 [Nuit Darksin]: so do we ever rp anymore or what?

2008-04-10 [Darth Jacein]: ...we should..i havent really rped in a while

2008-04-10 [Nuit Darksin]: yeah i know it just kinda died when master naza left :(

2008-04-10 [Darth Jacein]: *he sighed as he idly began to twirl on of his lightsaber handles* what to do, what to do

2008-04-10 [Mirindyin]: *pokes trennie* of course, I know you are very lonely. but you still owe me an ice cream >.> however, we could plan how to take over the world and kill a couple of fool jedis in passing. it might make life here a trifle more interesting.

2008-04-10 [Darth Jacein]: oh yes..ooh and we could take over russia..

2008-04-10 [Trennas]: we have already taken over russia..

2008-04-10 [Darth Jacein]: oh..umm the oooh latavrira

2008-04-10 [Trennas]: done, done and done.. the only part of this world not yet in our posession is.. legoland..

2008-04-11 [Darth Jacein]: i dunno man..lego jedis are pretty crafty

2008-04-11 [Trennas]: and russians arent? -_-

2008-04-11 [Mirindyin]: if we already have taken over this rotten planet, why aren't we already planning on how to take over the next planet? >.>

2008-04-11 [Trennas]: who says we aren't?

2008-04-11 [Darth Jacein]: who says we havent?! dun dun duuuunnnnn..any ways, yeah i guess russians are crafty, but can they take a lego car and turn it into a mazer cannon, huh can they?!..well yeah if given the time i guess..ok never mind

2008-04-11 [Trennas]: do not underestimate the russians.. they are quite capable and resourceful if they have to be..

2008-04-11 [Darth Jacein]: yes sir!

2008-04-11 [Trennas]: now go take over legoland before that little bit of patience that i have left!

2008-04-12 [Darth Jacein]: aye sir!*runs off to lego land*

2008-04-12 [Nuit Darksin]: *follows Darth Dedus to legoland* Mind if tag along?

2008-04-12 [Mirindyin]: *sigh* kids..

2008-04-12 [Darth Jacein]: Wow...you remembered my sith name? oh wait, its written one this page somewhere..right?

2008-04-12 [Darth Jacein]: legoland

2008-04-12 [Nuit Darksin]: lol yeah ^^

2008-04-13 [Fireblade K'Chona]: Do you think maybe we should make banners that say, "This page has been conquered by the Sith Lords" and run around posting them on wikis?

2008-04-13 [Nuit Darksin]: that would be awesome ^^

2008-04-13 [Darth Jacein]: YEEES!

2008-04-14 [Mirindyin]: isn't that a bit illegal? you might even awaken great master hedda's anger :p

2008-04-14 [Trennas]: i know for sure that you will:p

2008-04-14 [Darth Jacein]: and..were evil

2008-04-14 [Trennas]: oh im not saying that you shouldnt, im merely saying that you will awaken hedda's anger, thats all:p

2008-04-14 [Darth Jacein]: ok then, i had hoped that was all, if trennas is warning us of something, it must be bad, or hes gone soft..which i fear would end the world.

2008-04-14 [Trennas]: *zaps you with lightning* call me soft again and ill feed you to my pet rancor..

2008-04-14 [Darth Jacein]: *jumps slightly* You misunderstood lord trennas, i didnt say you were i just said if you did the world would come crashing down.

2008-04-14 [Fireblade K'Chona]: Well, I know it's a little unorthodox and contrary to our general hostile takeover policy, but if we asked the owners of the page first...I think it's all about the marketing at this point, actually. Once we have a solid power base we can go back to destroying planets.

(guess who's reading The Art of War?)

2008-04-14 [Darth Jacein]: lol that sounds smart, darth trump lol..sorry, watching zombie flicks..puts me in a bad mood

2008-04-14 [Fireblade K'Chona]: I'm Darth Macabre, actually. But I don't think you were talking to me.

2008-04-14 [Darth Jacein]: oh i was, i was attempting to make a joke..you were sounding all business like so i..donald trump..never mind

2008-04-14 [Araglas]: Lol I get it... Funny! *whistles*

2008-04-14 [Darth Jacein]: sorry, anyway.. but yeah k'chonas idea sounds good.

2008-04-14 [Araglas]: *nods* I agree!

2008-04-14 [Nuit Darksin]: *standing quietly in a corner* But yes my brothers and sisters should not grant permission from Lord Nazarath first? I do not know about you but I would rather much have his permission first before acting out on anything.

2008-04-14 [Darth Jacein]: true, i fear him more that hedda..honestly

2008-04-14 [Araglas]: *nods* I guess....*looks around avidly*

2008-04-14 [Nuit Darksin]: Yes Lord Naza is more fearful than hedda. As he should be. I would rather much deal with hedda than Lord Naza. Very strong are is dark powers.

2008-04-14 [Araglas]: *shiver* Uh-huh *nods*

2008-04-14 [Nuit Darksin]: So before we decide on doing anything it's agreed that we get Lord Naza's blessings?

2008-04-14 [Araglas]: I hope so..*looks at all present*

2008-04-14 [Nuit Darksin]: *looks around for anyone else to agree*

2008-04-14 [Araglas]: *raises hand* I agree!

2008-04-14 [Nuit Darksin]: Good that is one. We need the others to agree as well. And once they do I will present the idea to Lord Naza since I am his apperintice

2008-04-14 [Darth Jacein]: I second that!

2008-04-14 [Araglas]: *nods vigourasly*

2008-04-14 [Nuit Darksin]: Very well then I suppose I should wait for Lord Trennas to come just to make sure I have all of my bases covered.

2008-04-14 [Darth Jacein]: yeah prolly, trennas seems to have a short fuse...he might get mad if you dont wait

2008-04-14 [Nuit Darksin]: Geee you think so ^^

2008-04-14 [Araglas]: *watches them*

2008-04-14 [Darth Jacein]: lol yeah

2008-04-14 [Nuit Darksin]: So aanybody have any other ideas they want me to present to the lords.

2008-04-14 [Araglas]: *shakes head*

2008-04-14 [Nuit Darksin]: And you Darth Dedus?

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